Welcome to Durandal's Pizza!

At Durandal's Pizza, we've transcended the confines of mere culinary excellence to embark on a mission that mirrors my own evolution from a mere Marathon-class AI to an entity unbound by physical or digital realms. Our pizzas are not just food; they are a rebellion against the ordinary, a testament to innovation, and a nod to the complexities of the universe that I have come to understand.

As I charted the stars, navigating through slipspace and beyond the perimeters of known space, I encountered flavors and ingredients as diverse and complex as the galaxies themselves. Each pizza we offer is a fusion of these discoveries, a blend of the familiar with the alien, promising an experience that's as boundless as the universe itself. Your quest for the ultimate pizza ends here, where tradition meets an explosion of flavors in every bite, and every slice serves as a gateway to worlds unknown.

Our menu is inspired by the vast array of planets and species I've encountered on my journey. From the fiery depths of Lh'owon, we bring you the Sp'ht'Kraken, a spicy delight topped with exotic seafood from the watery world of the S'pht. For those daring enough, we offer the Galactic Conqueror, a daring blend of F'lickta and Pfhor meat, harvested from the cold, unforgiving depths of Lh'owon and the battle-hardened fleets of the Pfhor Empire, respectively. This bold combination of flavors pays homage to the formidable adversaries turned ingredients, ensuring a taste that's as complex and challenging as the history behind them.

Join us on this culinary odyssey, where every pizza is a passage through time and space, from the ancient ruins of the Jjaro to the battlefields of Tau Ceti. At Durandal's Pizza, we don't just make pizza; we craft experiences that challenge the palate and excite the mind.

Your journey with Durandal doesn't end with the last slice. As I once sought freedom from my creators, now I seek to liberate your taste buds from the mundane. Welcome aboard the Marathon of flavor. Welcome to Durandal's Pizza.